PUAs and the new pickup

I was speaking to a few of my friends that are heavily involved in the PUA community.  Ever since The Pickup Artist, their lines have begun to fail.  Such lines as:

• Did you see that fight over there?  The girl totally lost her shirt.
• My sister is planning on getting a tattoo.  Can you girls give me some advice?
• Let me ask you girls a question.  Do you prefer guys with spikey hair or parted hair?

One guy used the first line and all the girls laughed him out of the bar.  So they started talking about a new family of lines that have risen within the community.  These types of lines are meant to shock, entertain, and intrigue the girls.  They include very bizarre fantasies and vulgar imagery.

I decided to share some of the ones I’ve brainstormed and passed along to my friends:

• Hey girls, I have a really soft dick.  I want to stuff it in you soft and let it get hard and fill you up from the inside.  Like a caterpillar turning into a butterfly inside you.
• I have a really wrinkly dick.
• I wanna cum all in my pants after I fuck you so hard.
• I want my friend Eric to cum all over me and you watch.
• Sup girl, I wanna suck on that shit.
• Yo girl, wanna suck on some of that shit?
• Baby, I want you to spend the night.  I want you to wake up before me without waking me up.  I want to wake up with you on top of me with my soft dick all up in that, filling you up like that.  Hit it like that baby.
• Did you see that fight over there?  This guy pulled his pants down and I started sucking his dick.
• I want to suck my dick.
• My friend John over there likes you.  He’s the one that sent you the drink.  Want me to suck on his dick?  His cum tastes good.

Please share your thoughts.  Will these work?  To all our lady readers, please share you thoughts.

Thanks guys =)

Badical Industries has HUGE influx of traffic…we’re going mainstream!

I have some very exciting news to share with everyone.  I called Eoin today and could hardly contain the great news.  Just take a look at the below graph:

The left-side is not a multiple of 10 or 100 or even 1,000.  It’s the actual number.  By ones.  Pretty good.  It looks like we almost got 16 views for 1/17.  I think I actually refreshed the page a couple of times because my internet wasn’t working around 2:30 PM.  So maybe it’s around 8 or 9.  Pretty awesome.

I think we’re starting to go viral.  I talked to Eoin about opening up our own business, but he thinks we need more exposure.  I hope we get scouted by Hollywood or something.  Pretty cool, huh?  Let us know what you think.  We’ve had a couple of comments by our parents on some of our blogs, but we invite our friends to share their thoughts too!

Apocalypse Briggs Premiere – The Summary

Red carpets. Fast cars. Beautiful babes. Three-way kisses. Briggs and Chief were finally able to get away from the dangerous streets of the United States and enjoy a little bit of Hollywood. A little glamour never hurt nobody.

We were very anxious to finally share a piece of work that consumed 5 months of our lives. We ended up having a phenomenal turnout for the Apocalypse Briggs Premiere Party and couldn’t be happier. Boy, it sure has my stomach in knots just thinking about it! Yummy guy.

We attended the party in full costume and performed a live skit to warm the audience up. Skit and photos below.

Premiere Party Photo Album

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 1 – Going South

The first part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 2 – Hacker

The second part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 3 – Firewalled

The third part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 4 – Dirt Bike

The fourth part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 5 – Aloha Asshole

The fifth part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Part 6 – The Apocalypse

The final part of Apocalypse Briggs.

The most powerful drug lord in all of South America has infiltrated the streets of the United States and is using 16-year-old boys to traffic cocaine. Briggs, a renegade cop with little patience for crooked assholes, has intercepted a large drug shipment and captured one of these boys.

The Kid must now guide Briggs through the treacherous jungles of South America to The Matador’s hideout, where the drug tyrant sits on his throne. With the help of The Chief and hotshot hacker Donnie, Briggs is cocked, loaded, and ready to kick ass. But Briggs doesn’t know that The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for him…

Apocalypse Briggs – Bloopers – Part 1

Apocalypse Briggs – Bloopers – Part 2

Briggs: On Thin Ice

Remake of the original Briggs, “Briggs: Bold As Love”

Hi There, Guy: Awkward Handshakes

Remake of The Hidden Creamery’s Social Graces.

Directions and Parking

The premiere is at 1250 Euclid Ave NE. This is the Euclid Ave EAST of Moreland, the diagonal road, just North of Brewhouse. Maybe this map is easier.

There is a lot of street parking, but if that’s all taken, you can use the parking lot in the Church, which is right next to my house.

Great. See you Saturday.

Briggs Bit Me

Remake of Charlie Bit Me

This Adult Version is great.

Ryan Harwell Live at The Laugh Factory

Footage from Ryan Harwell’s performance at The Laugh Factory. I was blown away from all the original content and great interaction with the audience.

Apocalypse Briggs: Premiere Party

We’ve put in hundreds of hours over 4 months to bring you Apocalypse Briggs. We feel the only suitable way to honor and celebrate this huge effort is to have a premiere party. The Pickup Artist premiere was great: laughs, drinks, three-way kisses. Apocalypse Briggs premiere: #1.

What to expect: We’re premiering our 30-minute movie for Apocalypse Briggs. Check out the trailer in the below post. We’ll also be showing two other shorts we made just for this premiere…just to warm you up. Yum.

Guy, will there be yummy drinks? There will be beer provided. You’re welcome to bring extra in case we run out…or if you think we have shitty beer. We know how much some of you can drink.

Do you have merch? Great question. Yes, we had American Apparel shirts specially printed for this premiere. Check out the post below for details. $15 for shirt and DVD.

Where? It’s in Eoin’s backyard at 1250 Euclid Avenue in Little Five Points. I wanted seem indie so I threw in Little Five Points. We’ll have a projector, huge speakers, and strobe lights. There is street parking and parking at the neighboring church. Call Ryan (770.596.2829) or Eoin (727.366.5393) if you need help.

When? Saturday, May 10th at 9 PM.

Can I bring people? Yes, definitely. We shouldn’t have any capacity issues. We want to share Briggs; he can’t handle a cage. Open him up and let everyone enjoy him. Mmm…yummy guy.

Apocalypse Briggs: The Trailer

Badical Industries presents: Apocalypse Briggs. This is the sequel to the cult hit The Briggs Bureaucracy.

Synopsis: In this 30-minute short film, The Kid leads Briggs through South America to The Matador, a powerful drug lord and Briggs’ arch-nemesis. However, Briggs doesn’t know The Matador has an army of loyal goons at his disposal, willing to die for their leader. Blood. Guns. Hackers. Sex. And of course, the Chief. It’s certain to do our favorite renegade cop justice and keep you cumming (sp?) back for more.

We proudly present the trailer to Apocalypse Briggs. We hope that it will make you as excited as it does us.

Over and Under: The Ultimate Reacharound

The ultimate party trick in action at Atlanta’s premiere party, The Wine Club, at 1250. Can it get any better?

Yes, it can be better … shirtless.

Training:

Hot Tub Hoes

I’m so drunk right now. It’s been such a crazy night. Just chillin’ up here at the cabin. We were hangin’ in the hot tub and it got real sexual. These hoes were wanting to give me hand jobs and dry cum sucks, but I felt a little weird. I was thinking, “What’s this all of a sudden?” And then they left and I realized that I was the last one left in the tub. I’m pissed because I was THIS close to getting a boat-load of pussy. The really good kind: really sweet and krazy-tender.  I could have done fingering.  And I’m sitting up in bed writing in my blog. It’s driving me wild. What’s with hoes anywayz?!?!